A poem i wrote

W8in

The god of uselessness.
Here is a poem i wrote a long time ago. (about 2 years i think)

"Where have all the fish gone?"

The fish are missing.
where have all the fish gone?
it seems only yesterday that i recall,
plenty of fish for us all.
did you misplace the fish?
i looked underneath my bed,
but i cannot find the fish.
i looked in Mexico,
but i cannot find the fish.
where have all the fish gone?
entertainment on a dreary day,
a flash of color then speeding away.
the fish are missing.
i suck on a pretzel,
contemplating my dilemma.
where have all the fish gone?
let us peer into the rain and wonder,
why the fish are missing.
I eat Chinese takeout, and yet the fish are gone.
perhaps if i use less salt, they shall return.
but salt is good.
when i rose from my bed this morning,
the fish are missing.
where have all the fish gone?
perhaps they are not gone, but hiding.
nope.
perhaps they are not gone, but invisible.
nope.
where have all the fish gone?
oh yeah i ate them, never mind.




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still makes me lol sometimes ;)
 

Rain

Member
It certainly upstages the parameters of my poetry skills :p

Roses are read
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
but now the roses are wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head.
 

SgtSpike

Site Admin & Server Owner
Staff member
I should start banning people with parodies of commonly known poems.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you're banned, too
 

Hawksoul12

Member
SgtSpike said:
I should start banning people with parodies of commonly known poems.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you're banned, too
lol Spike that would be funny to see.
 
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