Corrupt the previous Poster's Wish

[KittyAshlee]

Granted, but now the bug is invincible and lives in your room

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

(too late.. I killed the sucka...)

Granted, but that is all you can ever drink, and the whole batch is FLAT.


I wish it wasn't so dusty...

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted, but that dust was all that was holding the furniture together.

I wish we could have a do-over for that last US presidential election.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Granted.. it happens in 2020


I wish I could find a new set of keys for my favorite Dell wireless keyboard. (the letters are worn off mine)

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted... but they are Dvorak-oriented.

I wish it was 2020 already.

 

[zaidex]

Granted... but they are Dvorak-oriented.

I wish it was 2020 already.

Granted... too bad the world has already seen nuclear annihilation. At least it wasn't Nuke-ya-lur annihilation.

I wish I had an extra two hours to do my many responsibilities constructively and irreversibly, every day.

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted, but you've been relieved of all responsibility. Go play.

I wish wishes were more dependable.

 

[MountainDude23]

Granted. You can always depend on them to disappoint you.

I wish racial problems would cease to exist, without getting rid of the beautiful variety that is race-defined.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Granted, not to be corrupted.

I wish I could really grant wishes!

 

[Miner_Bill]

Oooooo, MsRR broke a rule! 0_o

Granted, but they always get corrupted.

I wish I had a triple-decker ice cream cone. And the race thing.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

You do but a burly enderman splats it all over you and bugs come to eat it.


I wish the "media" would talk about something else besides politics for a while...

 

[Miner_Bill]

*Chuckles at the image of a burly Enderman*

Granted, but they talk about your personal habits instead.

I wish we could all just get along.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

We can, but the PC police will all be out of a job.

I wish I had the energy to decorate the tree.

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted , but it's in toddler form.

I wish I had my own planet.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Granted, but it is too close to the sun, so you vaporize.


I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on things that don't matter.. like cleaning

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted, but you're now a hoarder.

I wish I had a secret hide-out.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Granted, but it is so secret you can't find it

I wish I knew what to get Mak for Christmas

 

[Miner_Bill]

Granted, but it's unwrappable.

I wish I had a helicopter.

 

[MountainDude23]

Granted, it's made out of pasta!

I wish I could slow down time at will - to the degree I wish, then bring it back to normal at will when I'm done doing whatever it is I was doing.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Granted, but you slow down as well.

I wish Christmas cookies had no calories, but still tasted good.