Corrupt the previous Poster's Wish

KittyAshlee

Lover of Cats and Potato
Granted, but now the bug is invincible and lives in your room

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
(too late.. I killed the sucka...)

Granted, but that is all you can ever drink, and the whole batch is FLAT.


I wish it wasn't so dusty...
 

Miner_Bill

Active Member
Granted, but that dust was all that was holding the furniture together.

I wish we could have a do-over for that last US presidential election.
 

zaidex

Member
Granted... but they are Dvorak-oriented.

I wish it was 2020 already.
Granted... too bad the world has already seen nuclear annihilation. At least it wasn't Nuke-ya-lur annihilation.

I wish I had an extra two hours to do my many responsibilities constructively and irreversibly, every day.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted. You can always depend on them to disappoint you.

I wish racial problems would cease to exist, without getting rid of the beautiful variety that is race-defined.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
You do but a burly enderman splats it all over you and bugs come to eat it.


I wish the "media" would talk about something else besides politics for a while...
 

Miner_Bill

Active Member
*Chuckles at the image of a burly Enderman*

Granted, but they talk about your personal habits instead.

I wish we could all just get along.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, but it is too close to the sun, so you vaporize.


I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on things that don't matter.. like cleaning
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, it's made out of pasta!

I wish I could slow down time at will - to the degree I wish, then bring it back to normal at will when I'm done doing whatever it is I was doing.
 
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