Corrupt the previous Poster's Wish

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, but the way this is possible is they turn into heavy air once they come into contact with any liquid, which gives you TONS of gas; you'd rather not eat them at all.

I wish I could ask one person to do one thing each day and they'd do it willingly, every time. (so long as I do not ask them to do anything evil or against the law)
 

xstargamingx

Potato Overlord
Staff member
Granted, but it's because years are now longer and all the extra days in the year are your least favourite day of the week!!!

I wish my dog would be nice to the people fixing our house.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, but now your dog is no longer a reliable watchdog.

I wish I could get some help getting my veggie garden dug.
 

xstargamingx

Potato Overlord
Staff member
Granted, but it's because the people stole everything from your yard, leaving a bunch of dirt and holes, with some conveniently placed for a veggie garden.

I wish being an adult were easy. :oops:
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, but instead of ads you are asked to pay a fee for every action you take on facepalm... I mean facebook.

I wish yawns were not contagious, but smiles were much more contagious than they currently are, more than yawning is/was.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, but since everyone is smiling and no one is yawning, you cannot tell which smiles are real, and no one can sleep.....

I wish someone would help me get my veggie garden ready before it is totally too late. :"(
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but it just so happens that your new helper is also a rabbit who intends to eat all the veggies once they're ready to be harvested.

I wish this bump that popped up in my ear canal would go away (as it's rather painful).
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
I wish this bump that popped up in my ear canal would go away (as it's rather painful).
Mix warm water & peroxide in a cup, spoon into ear canal and tilt your head to hold it in till cool. Repeat every hour or two (you can rewarm it)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Granted, but now you hear everything everyone is thinking, for miles around.

I wish I had cooked my sirloin steak just a little bit less...
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, but because of this one simple change of chance, when removing it from where it was cooking, you drop it right down on the floor and the dog runs off with it.

I wish I could get 8 hours worth of good sleep in 30 minutes of sleep without having to wait more than 10 minutes to fall asleep.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Fat chance!
Granted, but ou can only do this once a week, The rest of the time you are a sleep deprived zombie.


I wish I had the will to make a big change.
 
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bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but all of said big changes involve something either negative, or something with a negative outcome.

I wish debt didn't exist.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted!... but now if you can't pay for it, you don't get it. That includes healthcare, housing, cars, toys, electronics... candy... You be sleepin' undah deh starz, yo.

I wish bml had a special love for debt.
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but I now have a special love for debt that others owe me, with such debt ranging from money to more... supernatural forms of 'currency'. (*cough* the souls of moderators who wish for me to love debt, maybe *cough*)

I wish that it would rain, though only outside of my house, for an amount of time that I deem fitting.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, and the type of rain: cats and dogs... literally. (Why would you wish for such a thing?! How cruel.)

I wish sufficient solar power for all was a reality today.
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, everyone in the world has a sufficient supply of electricity, generated via solar panels, until the end of the day today.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted, you once knew, but now you do not... and likely never will again.

I wish upon a star... specifically xstargamingx... that she found enough gold to outweigh her, because she'd share it with everyone who posted on this page. (Yes, the current #35 page in this thread)
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted... though, while she's not actually a star, she is still floating around in the vacuum of space, thus she has no weight which therefore means that any amount of gold at all, assuming measurements of said gold are taken on Earth, will suffice... though I'm sure as to how much gold she'll find floating around out there in the cosmos.

I wish that your response to this wish would backfire in some (harmless) fashion.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted... IF there was a wish upon which you wished this wish upon. You see, "this wish" was referring to itself causing a loop of endless backfiring and while this isn't a double negative situation, we never move forward with the wish at all... only backward. Therefore, the only plausible backfire on the response can be that there is no wish... so I have no chance to corrupt it... OH! the joke's not just on me, it's on both of us! Very clever, bummlz...

I wish BML had a renewed ability to actually wish a wish worth wishing for.
 
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