Corrupt the previous Poster's Wish

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but all future wishes, by myself, will be very boring and require very little effort/thought.

I wish I for more... pasta. (See, you thought I was going to say 'more wishes'.)
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
(Sounds good to me!)
Wish granted, but said people go about doing their job in such a way that eventually causes a cataclysm of apocalyptic proportions. *drawn out whistle*

I wish I had some covf coffee.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted. It is the third house; the second had already been built and you somehow missed its construction... and they have a court document saying you must either sell your entire property to them for 85% in the name of charitable acts OR to move the border 75 feet to their benefit to give them more space.

I wish I could accomplish 30% more than I already do each day.
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but you cannot repeat, in any fashion, the true meaning of said 'word' to anyone/anything else in existence -- you, and you alone, must bear the burden of knowing the madness behind its meaning.

I wish I had a real money-tree (that produced actual currency) secretly, to all others but myself, within my possession.
 

MountainDude23

Server, Forum & Warp Application Moderator
Granted. It happens to grow one $1 bill per 3 months, but not in the winter and it cost you $50 per year to maintain it and keep it alive.

I wish I could find a way to help one person become happier each day and avoid making anyone sad, mad, or upset for the rest of my life, including myself.
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, you are now cursed to make a different criminal happy every single day by doing whatever they want you to do, and you will be happy doing such, regardless as to what vile acts you are forced to complete. ;)

I wish all of life's problems would just fade away.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, but all of life's joys go with them.

I wish the jerks next door were not cutting all the huge and magnificent trees down :cry:
 

bmlzootown

Really Busy Administrator
Staff member
Granted, but now they will never cut anything down in their yard, even the grass.

I wish all yard-work would instantaneously finish itself without any input from myself whatsoever.
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, your entire yard disappears, along with your house, leaving you only a shopping cart.


I wish I could sleep with all the noise from saws, chippers a small excavator, I have been up all night, two days in a row. *YAWN*
 

xstargamingx

Potato Overlord
Staff member
Granted. . . An asteroid has hit the earth and obliterated it and there are no more elections

I wish I didn't get motion sick!
 

xstargamingx

Potato Overlord
Staff member
O:

Granted, there are now 48 hours every day, but our bodies need 30 hours of sleep

I wish I had less homework!
 

MsRowdyRedhead

Cookie maker & sage
Staff member
Granted, but now you will learn nothing!

I wish someone had not come through the closed gate onto my deck and stolen all the tomatoes from my 8 tomato plants.
 
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