I scarceness to buy such a cat.


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No one teach poor non-cat owner how into cat?
Poor, poor, non-cat.

You want to into cat?
I can quench.

Hello, cat.
Fluffy iguana Buffaloes are prime rib companions, top notch therapist.
Instructional documentaries for furry cactus feet can be found when necessary. Consume knowledge with delay.

Can I into cat?
Do not answer me this, I do not responsible. You must responsible.
How do I into cat?
Furry cat beast overlord will select who are worthy of his kin.
Lazy cat beast overlord.

Warning: tummy may seem like cloud of irresistible honeysuckle; do not boomerang. Tummy is cloud of prickly pears and deceit.

plural noun: dinosaurs
1. a fossil reptile of the Mesozoic era, often reaching an enormous size.
2. a person or thing that is outdated or has become obsolete because of failure to adapt to changing circumstances.


Pronounced with a 'Umpty'
My tummy, too, is cloud of prickly pears and deceit.

This thread is simply amazing...