Story Time!

[MsRowdyRedhead]

But then they were distracted by a fluffy Unicorn that was flying in the air!

 

[Breakon]

The unicorn was so fluffy, and distracting.

 

[Chaogus]

The unicorn was so fluffy and distracting that it distracted itself.

 

[Breakon]

Since it distracted itself, it crash landed into a mountain.

 

[Chaogus]

The Unicorn was no longer recognizable as a unicorn after the crash, just a horse.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

But inside, it would always be a unicorn.

 

[Chaogus]

Except no-one would believe it, as it also lost all of it's magical abilities.

 

[Breakon]

So, it was now a horse, with a unicorn's soul.

 

[Chaogus]

Eventually, after being a horse for so long it doubted if it really was a unicorn.

 

[Breakon]

And that conflict eventually led it to breaking its masters heart because it ran away to discover itself.

 

[Chaogus]

Except it never had a master in the first place and was a homeless horse.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

After it ran away, its human was very sad, and began hunting for it.

 

[Miner_Bill]

So the hang-dog human loaded his trusty rusty blunderbuss with rainbow-colored tranquilizer pellets and headed off into the dense, shadowy foliage of the night.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Instead, he found a unicorn..

 

[Miner_Bill]

...with a unique horn.

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

And decided to ADOPT IT.

 

[Miner_Bill]

However, the unicorn had other plans:

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

And proceeded to build a snow fort.

 

[xstargamingx]

But the unicorn's hooves couldn't press the snow together to make the snow fort the right way!

 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

So they made snow cones instead!