MsRowdyRedhead Cookie maker & sage Staff member May 21, 2016 #301 But then they were distracted by a fluffy Unicorn that was flying in the air!
Breakon I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I LOVE it. Jul 14, 2016 #302 The unicorn was so fluffy, and distracting.
Chaogus Just a guy. Jul 14, 2016 #303 The unicorn was so fluffy and distracting that it distracted itself.
Breakon I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I LOVE it. Jul 14, 2016 #304 Since it distracted itself, it crash landed into a mountain.
Chaogus Just a guy. Jul 14, 2016 #305 The Unicorn was no longer recognizable as a unicorn after the crash, just a horse.
MsRowdyRedhead Cookie maker & sage Staff member Jul 14, 2016 #306 But inside, it would always be a unicorn.
Chaogus Just a guy. Jul 14, 2016 #307 Except no-one would believe it, as it also lost all of it's magical abilities.
Breakon I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I LOVE it. Jul 15, 2016 #308 So, it was now a horse, with a unicorn's soul.
Chaogus Just a guy. Jul 15, 2016 #309 Eventually, after being a horse for so long it doubted if it really was a unicorn.
Breakon I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I LOVE it. Jul 15, 2016 #310 And that conflict eventually led it to breaking its masters heart because it ran away to discover itself.
And that conflict eventually led it to breaking its masters heart because it ran away to discover itself.
Chaogus Just a guy. Jul 16, 2016 #311 Except it never had a master in the first place and was a homeless horse.
MsRowdyRedhead Cookie maker & sage Staff member Jul 16, 2016 #312 After it ran away, its human was very sad, and began hunting for it.
Miner_Bill Active Member Dec 2, 2016 #313 So the hang-dog human loaded his trusty rusty blunderbuss with rainbow-colored tranquilizer pellets and headed off into the dense, shadowy foliage of the night.
So the hang-dog human loaded his trusty rusty blunderbuss with rainbow-colored tranquilizer pellets and headed off into the dense, shadowy foliage of the night.
xstargamingx Potato Overlord Apr 12, 2017 #319 But the unicorn's hooves couldn't press the snow together to make the snow fort the right way!